Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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