There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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