battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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