...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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