They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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