try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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