You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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