those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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