you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His nipple licking is glorious
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