Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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