That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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