is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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