Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
