i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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