Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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