made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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