Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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