I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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