people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Dear god my vagina.
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