You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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