you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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