You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
