she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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