Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Farmville is her only friend.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Randomize
