I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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