the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
my poor anus
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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