can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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