like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
