how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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