just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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