Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
