Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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