I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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