DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
