lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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