Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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