She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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