drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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