yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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