people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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