There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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