But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
