we have officially lost it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
