Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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