Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He is an equal opportunity slut.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she told me i tasted like america
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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