What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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