I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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