no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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