Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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