i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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